I’ve stayed up until six on Christmas morning crocheting hats and watching Doctor Who.

What I’ve learned: deciding to crochet three hats for Christmas gifts on Christmas Eve afternoon (does that make grammatical sense or should I say “the afternoon before Christmas”?) is deciding TOO LATE. I finished two and still haven’t wrapped any presents or, you know, slept or whatever. Also, the Doctor can open the TARDIS door by snapping his fingers.

MOAR DOCTOR AND WRAPPING PRESENTS bring it, seven a.m., I can take it.